Racists Official Store
(Note – Due to extremely high demand, please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.)
Due to extremely high order volumes, please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery on all items.
About The Landover Racists
Definitely not racist owner of the Landover Racists. I have lots of black friends, and I talked to some minorities about whether or not I was racist. After I gave them a lot of money, they told me that I definitely wasn’t racist, and that I should keep giving them money.
Where We Are
Our imaginary football team plays its games in Landover, Maryland – home of the one and only Landover Racists! Come see our games at PedSex Stadium, proudly sponsored by PedSex – the #1 Pedophile Sex company in America.
Talk To Us
We love hearing feedback from our fans – even if you’re just going to call us racist. Remember, that no matter how many times you call us racist, we’re still going to be racist. Why? We’re the Racists! We can’t change. Please feel free to use the contact form, and tell us how you feel about how racist we are. We’ll respond by hiring someone who pretends to be a minority, and tells you that we’re not racist, even though that’s our team name.
Legal / FAQ
Is The Merch For Real?
All the items you see in the Landover Racists store are 100% real, and are completely and totally for sale. We have no problem generating a profit off the “Landover Racists”. It’s not like we’re using an image of a minority and an associated racial slur. I mean, that would be totally, and completely, morally reprehensible. Who would wear a shirt with a racial slur on it? That’s just weird.
If you are a lawyer representing the interests of a real football league, or a real football team, please use the contact form listed on our site, and make sure your subject line says “Legal” in it somewhere. Also, if you happen to be in charge of defending a company with a racial slur in their name, please think long and hard about your life. Why are you defending a racist?